| Where do ghosts go to become pilots? Fright-school |
What do you do with a blue whale? Cheer him up |
| Why are kangaroos good sailors? Because they're always jumping ship |
What do you call a bunch of barbies standing in a row? Barbie-queue |
| Student: "Sir, would you punish someone for something they didn't do?" Teacher: "Of course not" Student: "Good, because I didn't do my homework" |
What kind of pets lie about the house? Car-pets |
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What lights up a football stadium? A football match |
What do you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the internet? Oh give it arrest |